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Shower Thoughts

Shower
Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

Edited by

Ethan Thomas

Published

October 3, 2019

Published

October 3, 2019

⋆ “If you sit on the toilet at 11:59 pm and go number two until 12:00 am, it's the same shit different day.”

- iclark_

⋯

⋆ “It’s ironic how many people use the word ironic incorrectly.”

- RedditAccount10101

⋯

⋆ “Trust is not pressing the crosswalk button when someone is already standing there.”

- GrazedByMyMeatloaf

⋯

⋆ “The 'n' in Mac N Cheese could stand for both 'and' and 'in.'”

- Ben_Shrap1ro

⋯

⋆ “You realize how much you've learned the night before a test, and how little you retained during it.”

- zombiesweat

⋯

⋆ “When you think about it, it’s quite important that our most essential intake of liquid has no taste.”

- UhExist

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