Shower Thoughts


They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“If you sit on the toilet at 11:59 pm and go number two until 12:00 am, it's the same shit different day.”

- iclark_

“It’s ironic how many people use the word ironic incorrectly.”

- RedditAccount10101

“Trust is not pressing the crosswalk button when someone is already standing there.”

- GrazedByMyMeatloaf

“The 'n' in Mac N Cheese could stand for both 'and' and 'in.'”

- Ben_Shrap1ro

“You realize how much you've learned the night before a test, and how little you retained during it.”

- zombiesweat

“When you think about it, it’s quite important that our most essential intake of liquid has no taste.”

- UhExist

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