Shower Thoughts


They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“We are so used to getting insulted that when people actually appreciate us, we either don’t know how to respond or mistake it for sarcasm.”

- _farziengineer_

“We’ve somehow managed to regard an exotic plant, imported from half the world away, as the plain standard of taste ... vanilla.”

- Novarest

“The heaviest person on Earth has probably experienced everyone’s weight.”

- dalekfromskaro

“As kids we love heroes, as adults we understand villains.”

- Zuck7980

“Memory foam actually tries to forget you.”

- MasterSlax

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