Shower Thoughts


They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“All documentaries share a cinematic universe.”

- Syncopian

“The only flaw in the Pringles can is that you can’t twist it and make it shorter as you empty it.”

- Derpentine9

“For some reason, it’s acceptable for Earth’s moon to be named ‘The Moon.’”

- Axe_Ragnarok1

“Humanity has invented self-driving cars before they invented a ‘silence-button’ on microwaves.”

- Ganam1248

“Your birth day is once every week, but your birth date is once every year.”

- Ackkronix

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