Shower Thoughts


They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“We have ‘ruthless’ but we don’t have ‘ruth-full’ or ‘ruth-more.’ And what is a ‘ruth anyway?”

- Ardalev

“Left-handed people push their pencils, while right-handed people pull their pencils.”

- Kylo-_-Solo

“Bears have life figured out. They eat everything and anything, then hibernate through winter depression and wake up skinny.”

- nycola

“It’s impossible to catch someone looking at you without them noticing you’re looking at them.”

- sPiN_n_VapE

“Cooking is the jazz of chemistry.”

- Brochachotrips3

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