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Shower Thoughts

Shower
Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

Edited by

Ethan Thomas

Published

October 24, 2019

Published

October 24, 2019

⋆ “We have ‘ruthless’ but we don’t have ‘ruth-full’ or ‘ruth-more.’ And what is a ‘ruth anyway?”

- Ardalev

⋆ “Left-handed people push their pencils, while right-handed people pull their pencils.”

- Kylo-_-Solo

⋆ “Bears have life figured out. They eat everything and anything, then hibernate through winter depression and wake up skinny.”

- nycola

⋆ “It’s impossible to catch someone looking at you without them noticing you’re looking at them.”

- sPiN_n_VapE

⋆ “Cooking is the jazz of chemistry.”

- Brochachotrips3

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