Shower Thoughts


They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“You know you’re old when you’ve seen ripped jeans come in and out of fashion more than four times.”

- ExistentialYurt

“Robert Pattinson being cast as Batman proves that vampires can indeed turn into bats.”

- I_Am_A_Sasshole

“Every time you burn your tongue, you slightly cook yourself.”

- sovioletarentyou

“Successful procrastination is still productive.”

- CormacCTB

“Crepes and tortillas have the same relationship as donuts and bagels.”

- edbuilds

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