Shower Thoughts


They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“If you’re running West, you’re literally using the earth as a treadmill.”

- ItsBeen15Years

“The year 1990 sounds closer than 2030, while in reality it’s three times as far way.”

- j_curic_5

“You can’t pretend to be an actor.”

- RagingArkaholic

“Drinking almost any beverage out of a coffee mug feels fine, but drinking coffee out of a regular glass feels really weird.”

- bieberlover901

“When there’s a cloud above you, you’re technically underwater.”

- FenixG838

“The tongue is, low key, a sex organ. We keep it hidden for the most part. We rub it against sexual partners. We even aggressively expose it as a sign of disdain.”

- Beige_Mage

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