Shower Thoughts


They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“Someone out there may still be carrying the burden of what you once said to them in a moment of anger.”

- wk136

“Brooms are acoustic vacuum cleaners.”

- Sir_Scoots

“People born in the year 2000 will spend their 20s in the ’20s, their 30s in the ’30s, and their 40s in the ’40s.”

- cafezinhos

“‘Baby’ is a very personal nickname for an adult, and an immensely impersonal nickname for a literal baby.”

- 9ftPegasusBodybuildr

“Putting a picture of your significant other on the home screen of your smartphone is the modern version of keeping their picture in your wallet.”

- Prophettx

“You never beat a computer when you play chess against it, you either lose or it lets you win.”

- tommytheperson

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