Shower Thoughts


They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“It’s too bad milk doesn’t stain your teeth white.”

- DarnTechnology

“A real James Bond would probably be very average-looking, in order to blend in better.”

- Just_Worse

“You never realize how bumpy a car ride is until you try to write on a piece of paper.”

- pokeboy626

“You never realize how fast you can do things until you are microwaving something.”

- thatsjazzbaby

“You always notice your first hiccup, but you rarely ever notice your last.”

- Leonardo876

“All mothers are successful bodybuilders.”

- Silent_Ensemble

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