Shower Thoughts


They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“When you’re tired at night, everything is funny. When you’re tired during the morning, nothing is funny.”

- Konstipoo

“Your brain makes your heart work, and your heart makes your brain work."”

- epiccoder2

“If you’re over 30 years old, you’re older than all of the dogs that exist today.”

- milk0606

“We are probably simultaneously the fittest and the fattest generation of humans ever in history.”

- lez566

“Space is considered futuristic, even though it’s been there since the very beginning.”

- MemrWithADreamer

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