Shower Thoughts


They’re not all winners, but Reddit’s constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“By the time you’re 30, you’ve had an entire month of Christmases.”

- Theundercave

“Skipping with an imaginary rope is virtually as beneficial to your health as skipping with a real rope.”

- fistingbythepool

“Lisa Simpson is easily the most famous female saxophone player of all time.”

- SpaciousTables

“Blinking lights are way scarier than turned off lights.”

- aAnonymX06

“In this day and age, a child’s belief in Santa Claus is a decent indicator that their parents don’t allow them unsupervised Internet access. In other words, Santa visits the houses of good parents.”

- RamsesThePigeon

“When you’re young, you brag about how much you spent on something. When you’re older, you brag about how much you saved on something.”

- god_of_something

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