Shower Thoughts

Shower
Thoughts

They’re not all winners, but Reddit’s constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“A limbo contest is literally bending over backwards to impress other people.”

- IBlewBarry

“The word ’longer‘ is longer than ‘long’ and the word ‘longest’ is the longest of the three.”

- MaximumPollution

“It's interesting how a ‘hole’ is an absence of something, while a ‘whole’ is a completion of something.”

- Searchingtofind27

“As a home owner, right after Christmas is the perfect time to cut down that dying pine tree on your property, put it at the curb and have the city take it away for free.”

- Eliza_Swain

“We associate horns with monsters and demons, even though no predator has them.”

- SpectralBacon

“Being overweight went from being nearly impossible, to a sign of privilege, to a sign of poverty.”

- Dragonquack

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