Shower Thoughts


They’re not all winners, but Reddit’s constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“The word gas pedal is probably gonna be a fun fact in 20-30 years when gasoline powered cars are nearly extinct.”

- Nazgul420

“99.9% of animals live their lives without ever burning their tongue.”

- royalthingy

“When you are cooking with garlic, people always tell you how great it smells, but if you had a garlic candle, people would find that weird and offensive.”

- Mentalskllnss

“Without a plan, technically nothing can really go wrong.”

- 742163

“There’s probably hundreds of thousands of dollars in gift cards with less than $1 on them that have been tossed out.”

- TurboTitan92

“Retirement homes in the future will replace checkers and chess with Smash Bros and Mario Kart.”

- Pierrekidmia

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