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Shower Thoughts

Shower
Thoughts

They’re not all winners, but Reddit’s constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

Edited by

Ethan Thomas

Published

January 23, 2020

Published

January 23, 2020

⋆ “A wireless charger restricts your phone much more than a wired one does.”

- OPlang1752

⋆ “In ten thousand years, archeologists will have their timelines messed up when they dig up Amish towns.”

- bleearch

⋆ “It’s only when your friends set you up on a date that you truly know what league you are in.”

- ceally

⋆ “Everything you know about the world is processed by an organ that never sees the light of day.”

- Johnthebabayagawick

⋆ “The most honest thing you’ll ever see is a blind person dancing.”

- unexpectedamage

⋆ “When we think about holes, our minds instantly go to circular shapes, but holes could be any shape.”

- jimbohimself

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