Shower Thoughts


They’re not all winners, but Reddit’s constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“Flipping a coin and realizing how much you dislike the outcome is more useful for decision making than the actual result of the flip.”

- RobinFox12

“You’re technically clapping your entire life. The intervals just get really long.”

- succgang

“The quality of toilet paper your employer provides is directly in relation to how much they respect their workers.”

- jc0187

“Rap battles seem less hardcore when you realize they are poetry competitions.”

- graintop

“‘Rock, paper, scissors’ is one of the only games where lagging gives you an advantage.”

- An0rak_09

“We feel annoyed when a sneeze comes out, but even more annoyed when it doesn’t.”

- lyricyassin

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