Shower Thoughts


They’re not all winners, but Reddit’s constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“As much as we don’t want to think about it, coffee is simply just bean flavored water.”

- LeEmokid

“The most popular chair for mobile gaming ... is a toilet.”

- hartomo2

“Gravity doesn’t keep you on the floor. The floor stops gravity from sucking you down to the planet’s core.”

- Domundead

“The most dangerous thing in the ‘Harry Potter’ universe may very well be a wizard with Tourette’s syndrome.”

- diogenesjunior

“Swimming must be a weird feeling for people who are blind from birth and don’t know what water looks like.”

- kawaboonga00

“Saliva smells absolutely disgusting, but you hardly notice the taste.”

- FairlyCharming

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