Shower Thoughts
Shower
Thoughts
They’re not all winners, but Reddit’s constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ “The dustier a plunger is, the cleaner it probably is.”
- dullday1
⋆ “It seems unfair that elevators have music, but stairs do not.”
- dayyob
⋆ “Not a single zombie movie has the zombies fight each other, they all just gang up.”
⋆ “It’s very fitting that ‘either’ has two different, widely accepted pronunciations.”
⋆ “Scissors are knives, but with extra steps.”
⋆ “After tens of thousands of years of evolution—and easily being one of the most intelligent species on the planet—we still manage to bite our own tongue. Surprisingly, too often.”
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