Shower Thoughts


They’re not all winners, but Reddit’s constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“The dustier a plunger is, the cleaner it probably is.”

- dullday1

“It seems unfair that elevators have music, but stairs do not.”

- dayyob

“Not a single zombie movie has the zombies fight each other, they all just gang up.”

- Scrub2219

“It’s very fitting that ‘either’ has two different, widely accepted pronunciations.”

- Dylanphile

“Scissors are knives, but with extra steps.”

- SmotheredCat

“After tens of thousands of years of evolution—and easily being one of the most intelligent species on the planet—we still manage to bite our own tongue. Surprisingly, too often.”

- _Duncan08_

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