Shower Thoughts


They’re not all winners, but Reddit’s constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“You know, we all probably needed a timeout anyway.”

- peak_meta

“All five senses are all in your face, but the entire rest of your body only has one.”

- 0BYK0

“Popcorn is the only food you blow up in the microwave on purpose.”

- ir88ed

“Licking your plate is rude as well as a compliment.”

- lions-n-tigers

“Talking about how you don’t know how to start a conversation is a great conversation starter.”

- getyeetd

“Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family.”

- SanchoRivera

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