Shower Thoughts


They’re not all winners, but Reddit’s constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“The kids who recently did something to get grounded for a month are the real winners.”

- DrAwkward404

“Catching a dropped object in midair makes you realize what a geometry genius your brain is.”

- schadenfreudender

“The weather channel has become completely useless.”

- Ledavix

“If someone tells a joke in your dream, you invented that joke”

- aabho

“12:10 feels so much later than 11:50.”

- whysomanyemmas

“Sneezing went from ‘bless you’ to ‘screw you’ real quick.”

- yash48

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