Shower Thoughts
Shower
Thoughts
They’re not all winners, but Reddit’s constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ “‘Heads up’ and ‘duck’ are opposites, but both are used in the same situation.”
- ndenny
⋆ “According to Led Zeppelin, heaven is not handicap accessible. According to AC/DC, hell is.”
- Pifgig
⋆ “We all just accept the fact that oranges come pre-sliced by nature.”
⋆ “Raisins and milk aren’t something you would ever mix together normally, but add a few bran flakes and that somehow makes it acceptable all of a sudden.”
⋆ “It hurts to have any part of your body stepped on ... except for the bottoms of your feet.”
⋆ “Every ‘Star Wars’ pilot is technically an astronaut.”
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