Shower Thoughts


They’re not all winners, but Reddit’s constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“‘Heads up’ and ‘duck’ are opposites, but both are used in the same situation.”

- ndenny

“According to Led Zeppelin, heaven is not handicap accessible. According to AC/DC, hell is.”

- Pifgig

“We all just accept the fact that oranges come pre-sliced by nature.”

- excusetheblood

“Raisins and milk aren’t something you would ever mix together normally, but add a few bran flakes and that somehow makes it acceptable all of a sudden.”

- rippedlikejesus

“It hurts to have any part of your body stepped on ... except for the bottoms of your feet.”

- thesamef8maybethine

“Every ‘Star Wars’ pilot is technically an astronaut.”

- greenlegend32

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