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Shower Thoughts

Shower
Thoughts

They’re not all winners, but Reddit’s constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

Edited by

Ethan Thomas

Published

April 9, 2020

Published

April 9, 2020

⋆ “You’ve probably never seen your grandparents jump.”

- yaboiGunit

⋆ “Once you become conscious of the laugh track on a sitcom, the show becomes less funny.”

- Iamtheponderer

⋆ “Great minds don’t think alike. If they did, they’d be average minds.”

- Brainsonastick

⋆ “You can tell a lot about a person by how their pet interacts with them.”

- rippedlikejesus

⋆ “Both the wettest and driest places have sand as a key material.”

- Direct-Doggo

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