⋆ “Reese’s is the Taco Bell of the candy world. The same key ingredients packaged 50 different ways but nobody’s mad about it.”

- saltshaft

⋆ “Cooking is, for the most part, making hard things soft and soft things hard by heating them up.”

- Tahoma-sans

⋆ “Spider-Man almost certainly has ‘auto-rotate’ turned off on his phone.”

- Mile_High_Hoosier

⋆ “Tortilla chips always have a window in the bag so you can see the chip but potato chips don’t.”

- A_Legendary_Medic

⋆ “Rock (fistbump), paper (high five) and scissors (peace sign) are all forms of greeting.”

- Vaenyr

⋆ “It is kind of ironic we chose the most easily breakable finger (pinky) to use to seal a promise.”

- adidaman