Shower Thoughts


They’re not all winners, but Reddit’s constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“There are a lot less briefcases full of money in adult life than was depicted to us as kids.”

- xBushx

“Trash is dirty, but trash-talk is not dirty-talk.”

- cubiez

“From a dog’s perspective, vacuuming must look like the human is wresting a loud robot monster around the room, before finally killing it and hiding the corpse in a closet.”

- chillplease

“Water can burn you, but fire can’t freeze you.”

- Kiknac

“If you hired a hit man on yourself but also hired a bodyguard, your life would depend upon who’s better at their job.”

- abijqpwxyz

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