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Shower Thoughts

Shower
Thoughts

They’re not all winners, but Reddit’s constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

Edited by

Ethan Thomas

Published

April 30, 2020

Published

April 30, 2020

⋆ “You never notice how loud anything is until someone is asleep.”

- YesIUseReddit

⋆ “One day there may be a company like Ancestry.com but instead of your lineage, they find your ancestor’s internet presence like social media and comments.”

- v0xx0m

⋆ “You know how someone is feeling by the way they walk up the stairs.”

- dylanra53

⋆ “A bachelor party makes more sense after a divorce than before a wedding.”

- arthritictongue

⋆ “Gathering in a crowd, lighting candles and chanting is a stereotypical ritual for a cult, but it’s exactly what we do on birthdays.”

- RedditEffigy

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