Shower Thoughts


They’re not all winners, but Reddit’s constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“You never notice how loud anything is until someone is asleep.”

- YesIUseReddit

“One day there may be a company like but instead of your lineage, they find your ancestor’s internet presence like social media and comments.”

- v0xx0m

“You know how someone is feeling by the way they walk up the stairs.”

- dylanra53

“A bachelor party makes more sense after a divorce than before a wedding.”

- arthritictongue

“Gathering in a crowd, lighting candles and chanting is a stereotypical ritual for a cult, but it’s exactly what we do on birthdays.”

- RedditEffigy

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