Shower Thoughts


They’re not all winners, but Reddit’s constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“Cigarettes only look cool in movies and television because you can’t smell them.”

- tight_swim

“We are overwhelmingly lucky that the tongue is the only part of our bodies that can fully taste.”

- MeerkatSpy

“People drive 10 times safer with a $500 dollar TV in the back then they do with their own families.”

- liverpoolinho

“Squeaky doors are actually very inexpensive energy-saving alarm systems.”

- Qu33nCcL

“The moral of the Tortoise and the Hare is not that slow and steady wins the race, but rather not to become overconfident.”

- GoldBacon11

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