Shower Thoughts


They’re not all winners, but Reddit’s constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“Pizza is a self-integrated pie chart of how much pizza there is left.”

- gabriel21gc

“Gen Z is going to be the first to have only high quality baby pictures to look at when they grow up.”

- huggezUpainwiN

“It’s a compliment when family thinks of you as friends, and a compliment when friends think of you as family.”

- Elegant-Response

“If you were invisible, you’d be effectively blind since light would pass through your retina rather than striking it.”

- Rednex73

“Alarm clocks are maybe the only device that make you mad in both scenarios, whether they work or not.”

- amitsingh2949

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